I went to London today. I have to go on a bus in Reading first though. That's always a pleasure. Today I heard this conversation.
Little boy (5) to his sister (3): "I want to kill a policeman! Police -- they should die." (Bet he's heard his dad say that a lot after being arrested.)
Mother (texting, never looking up): "Stop saying that shit."
Mother (texting, never looking up): "If you do that again, I'll slap you silly."