My company is laying off thousands of workers and are having seminars to help us find other jobs. I was at one today where we were told that due to new anti-ageism legislation, we don't have to put any years on our resumes/CVs anymore. A guy in his 30s raised his hand and asked sweetly:
But why would I want to hide my date of birth?
We old-timers in the room began to laugh. Just wait 20 years, I wanted to say, and you can find out the answer for yourself.