Monday, 22 February 2010

Eternal earthbound pets


Steve Borthwick over on his blog Naws found the funniest website. It's a site for atheists to sign up to look after the pets of all the Christians who suddenly leave the Earth due to the Rapture.

It says:

"You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind.

We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each
Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus."

Here's the site Eternal Earthbound Pets. Steve, thanks for finding this site.

I hereby volunteer to take any of my Christian friends' pets if Jesus returns during my lifetime. I won't have much else to do besides gnash my teeth and fight everyone else for resources. (I think that's what Revelations says -- that we'll all be fighting each other -- ha, like we aren't doing that NOW?)

2 comments:

Steve Borthwick said...

I feel my life is worthwhile now :)

Dromedary Hump said...

Liz, please don't offer to take in those pets for free when your friends beam up to Jesus... it will hurt my business.

Thanks for posting my story.

Yours in reason,
Bart Centre
aka Dromedary Hump
creator/co-owner: Eternal E-B Pets
author: The Atheist Camel Chronicles