Wednesday, 20 January 2010

Christian Aerobics

Stomp the Devil down with these fab Christian dance moves:

5 comments:

brenda said...

Carol's mom used to belong to a Baptist church group called the "Temple Toners"---I think they just went for long walks, though. And here in Jackson there was an aerobics group called the "Firm Believers." I thought that was sort of cute. I think they were Methodists. Hmmmm.what could we call a Catholic exercise class?

"StigMata Hari"---learn to dance like the legendary seductress/spy!

"AB Solution"---get forgiveness for those years of potato-chip gluttony with a few easy moves!

"Six-Pax Vobiscum"---a few sessions in our Parish Hall with Sr. Ratchet and you'll go forth with a rock-hard tummy!

Oranjepan said...

They're so sexy - don't y'all think?

Marty said...

This is obviously from some Christian television show of obvious 501(c)3 statist Christians; what's more I believe such displays as this are deliberate attempts to make Christianity look foolish.

But heck, they profess to be Christians so they are a fair target for hate aren't they?

Oranjepan said...

Marty,
until you gave a clearer picture of who you are I thought you'd look like the white guy with the moustache!

Marty said...

The guy was the moustache with a socialist, and both Winston Churchill and Franklin Roosevelt described him as the greatest, most significant man of the times- when he was first getting his brand of socialism cranked up. He was also supported by every major Christian denomination represented in Germany at the time; I would post the freely available pictures of the diverse churches displaying the swastika and conducting services for the troop of the Reich, but that is a part of history we are supposed to pretend never happened.