Thursday, 2 October 2008

More scary health news to worry about

More stuff to worry about -- now they think you can tell secrets about your general health from looking at your hands. I was checking my hands constantly while browsing this article -- I'm surprised I hadn't dropped dead from worrying by the end of it.

"Dry skin and chipped fingernails are not the only reason to pay attention to your hands. For new research shows they contain vital details about our health, including clues to hidden diseases such as cancer."

Here's some info, so start checking your hands right now. Click on the link at the bottom of the post to read the full article.

REDDENED PALMS
Could mean: Liver cirrhosis

FATTY KNUCKLES
Could mean: High cholesterol

SPOON NAILS
Could mean: Anaemia

CLUB FINGERS
Could mean: Lung cancer

BLUE FINGERNAILS
Could mean: Heart failure

BEADED NAILS
Could mean: Rheumatoid arthritis

BONY LUMPS ON FINGERS
Could mean: Osteoarthritis in the hips

TWO-TONE NAILS
Could mean: Kidney disease

SWEATY PALMS
Could mean: Overactive thyroid

OVERSIZED HANDS
Could mean: A pituitary tumour

More info here:
Click here to read article about hand health.

5 comments:

metacarpal mama said...

WEB FINGERS
Could mean: you are a duck

CLAWS
Could mean: you are a cat

MIDDLE FINGER EXTENDED
Could mean: you are really pissed at someone

INDEX FINGER JABBING ANOTHER'S EYE
Could mean: you are REALLY pissed at someone

INDEX FINGER PULLING TRIGGER OF SEMI-AUTOMATIC PISTOL: you are really really REALLY pissed off

WHOLE HAND REACHING INTO OREO SACK:
Could mean: you are cheating on your diet

Sarah D said...

urg. I had to "google image" spoon nails as I had never heard the term... cripes it will be a wonder that I ever get those photos put of my brain.

Anonymous said...

YOU MISSED OUT BLACK FINGERS WHICH FALL FROM THE HAND - DEATH!

Elizabeth said...

All these comments made me laugh out loud! You guys are so funny -- you need your own comedy show.

bwj said...

Anon, how could I have forgotten DEAD fingers! Good one.

 
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